eHarmony CEO Neil Clark Warren Had to Hire Guards Because of ‘Angry Christian People’ Upset They Put

I don’t understand: wasn’t it a big deal that we all got FLAT SCREENS a while back? Why, now, do we want curved screens again?

“What do police think people normally do with their penises in porn theaters on a typical Wednesday night, and do taxpayers really need to be paying for them to check? The public demands an answer.”

Carville on sequester: “Sounds stupid & cruel. Therefore people think it’s a Republican thing.”
(via @politicalwire)