You know how the “National Organization for Marriage” likes to claim that they are simply “defending marriage” and have nothing against gay people and that they aren’t in any way bigoted or… well, let’s look at their ad.

House Republicans reject any accusation that they are ruining the holidays. “No! We are ruining CHRISTMAS.” (via @LOLGOP)

Is my email client the only one that has a search function? That would explain why people keep asking me things I already emailed them.