From the archives: ‘Golden eggs panic’ in downtown San Jose

Bodes well for the graduates.

Ryan: “Trillions could be cut from the budget by eliminating empathy.” More: (via @BorowitzReport)

I am hung over this morning. Well, it was Easter yesterday, and it seemed like tradition to indulge a bit last night as I watched Leo McGarry’s funeral. I had some SweeTart Jelly Beans. As my aunt says, these are  [more...]