Now I know why Fry’s has all the snacks in the checkout line: sustenance for the wait.

A Brit, a Jew, and a Polish guy all walk into the bar and say, “Holy crap, Romney is a douche.” (via @BorowitzReport)

The final exodus of actual rational human beings from the halls of Congress is beginning. Hope they all have something to say, like this, before they go: “I don’t remember a time when so many topics have become  [more...]