ExxonMobil, FAA, Arkansas cops establish flight restriction zone, threaten reporters who try to docu

Taxpayers saved Delphi + 100K US jobs, @MittRomney & pals made $millions and sent those jobs to China. (via @JConason)

I just reached Level 3 of the “Zoetrope” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different movie theaters!

The joke will be on immigrants when they find out if they want to be a person they have to be a corporation. #scotus (via @BorowitzReport)