I think he is waiting for a bus to another theme park.

Okay, but cue the sealed battery complaints.

I guarantee that your car came equipped with a turn signal as standard equipment. Use it. Not just when you make a turn onto another street, but also when you intend to change lanes in front of someone who’s only  [more...]

Perhaps it’s just me being stereotypically gay, but now that the apocalyptic snow storm they were forecasting seems to have petered out, all I can say is:
3 inches? Is that all?