This is not an Audio-Animatronic. I think.

Latest on my list of things I forget as I get old: “Don’t carry a heavy digital signage monitor or you’ll hurt your back. You’re not 20.”

RT @GeorgeTakei: Math error may have led to Rapture date miscalculation, says church. Sect regrouping, seeking Asian members. #GoForthAn …

I’d like to thank the sleepy hamlet of Gilroy for making the entire Silicon Valley smell like a cheap Italian restaurant this morning.