Cassidy: Apple’s Steve Wozniak presides over a tense demonstration of ancient Apple 1s

is drinking a gallon of herbal tea to counteract the hacking cough from a weekend in LA smog. ::cough::

A double-patty meatless spicy black bean burger is NOT the functional equivalent of a Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger. Here endeth the lesson.

RT @heavenlyfodder: Tomorrow on Fox News: “Obama Fails to Kill Kim Jong Il”