Apple updates Siri to help those considering suicide to get help

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! New network printers are on the way! ‘Twas color, with a fax inside, the office chortles in its joy.

RT @markmorford: Dear whiny young Dems. Quit your lame bleating and vote, or suffer a spiteful GOP who thoroughly detests you …

@benschwartzy said it best: “Birthers aren’t going to be happy til Obama releases a certificate of whiteness.”