http://www.theonion.com/articles/impatient-nation-demands-supreme-court-just-get-to,32938/

Not nerdy enough to hang with the engineers, not popular enough to hang with sales or accounting. It’s like I’m back in high school.

A: try to make up for last nite by sleeping in my cubicle. B: have 3 cups of coffee and try to keep my eyes open. Choices, choices.

I once dreamed that I wouldn’t be doing last minute trade show stuff at this point in my career. In other news, I am out of gin.