http://www.theonion.com/articles/impatient-nation-demands-supreme-court-just-get-to,32938/

If it’s a given that I’ll always be fat, always be single, and I’m already half dead; then why don’t I just eat the whole box of donuts?

Looks like I own & administrate 35 different domains on my little server. Who knew? I didn’t. In fact, there may be more I’ve forgotten…