http://www.theonion.com/articles/impatient-nation-demands-supreme-court-just-get-to,32938/

Sad but true: I actually bought a new Apple Mighty Mouse YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. Sigh.

I hate getting up on cold mornings, but warm mornings mean I am off to work early. Damned if I do, damned if I don’t.

Disneyland was so crowded today that they closed it. Someone should have yelled, “Fire!”