Bill Maher: Antonin Scalia more racist than Paula Deen – Andrea Drusch

I wonder how much data could be stored in the tiles on my dentist’s ceiling, with the grid of 23 x 23 random dots.

Got a salad at Quizno’s that I thought might be somewhat healthful. Turns out it had 1,090 calories and 23g of saturated fat. Surprise!

Wakin’ up with a migraine: that’s the universal “good day” sign, right?