Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was An ‘Evil, Evil Man’

is digging up his front yard. What will he find? A natural spring? A magical cavern with gold and jewels? A busted pipe? Yeah, most likely.

@someToast Amen. When I see “Aol.” I can’t help wondering where the letters “ssh” and “e” are.

Listening to the printer churn out a 50 page document sounds like Temple of Doom adherents chanting “Om Namha Shivaye.”