NEWSFLASH: Oh No, Ohio

For those of you who were wondering about my plans for last night… well, it seems that it’s impossible to get drunk from 3/4 bottle of cheap Sutter Home White Zinfandel. Evidently, one can’t even get a  [more...]

Romney is continuing his campaign events but renaming them as “Storm Relief Events.” Some people are taken aback by this. To them, I say, “haven’t you been paying attention?”