Feds tell Web firms to turn over user account passwords

You see this yellow pill? You know what it’s for? To remind me to take this BLUE pill.

The airport is filled with seniors speaking Yiddish. Oh, and there’s the screaming baby I’ll likely be sitting next to. Woo hoo!

My luck: the one weekend I go to Texas, it’s freezing cold, snowing and my flight is delayed cos of ice. Oy. Someone retilt the earth, pls.