Oscar-Nominated Actress Eileen Brennan Dead at 80

“Siri, mow my lawn” didn’t work, so I had to do it myself.

When NPR talks to someone named Hugh Johnson, I assume it’s a teenage prank call.

Dear new renters across the street: hope you’ll move that 40′ moving van for the trash trucks at 6am (and so I can get out of my driveway).