Pope dials strangers; paper offers telephone tips

Whether it’s a day at Disneyland, the Twitter Fail Whale, or ordering an iPhone online, the world would be better with 50% fewer people.

Yet another graceful, strong woman taken away. Farewell, Elizabeth.

I’m in bed by 9:30 most nights… listening to little kids playing outside at 10pm. Seriously, they’re like 5. Shouldn’t they be asleep?