Indiana GOP passes law making it a crime for clergy to marry gays

RT @BorowitzReport: Cain: “I have never heard of Fannie Mae and did not touch her inappropriately.”

What Apple calls “Geniuses”, Microsoft stores will call “Retail Technical Advisor.” I guess they reserve “Genius” for their marketing staff.

Cybill: “Do you think we’ll ever fall head over heels in love?” Maryann: “No, I think the best we can hope for is heels over head.”