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I’m so dry and dehydrated that my eyeballs are squeaking when they move.
The email, sent at 11:13am, says “water for the entire building will be shut off between 11am and 2pm.” #bladdercontrolchallenge
David Sedaris in 2008 on “undecided” voters: “To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat [more...]