Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Fun Stuff

What’s old is new

Ah, Christmas shopping. I’m down to just a couple of people left to shop for, ones who are difficult if not impossible to buy for. My big problem is that I have a 4 year-old and a 1 year-old niece, and there is no  [more...]

December 13, 2004

On the Board

Right = Wrong

Is it over yet?

I could be wrong — it wouldn’t be the first time — but isn’t today the day that the electors cast their votes and the presidential election is decided? Why can’t I find any news articles  [more...]

December 13, 2004
Fun Stuff

Better than Prozac™

The annual arrival of the popcorn here at my office couldn’t have come at a better time. It’s almost impossible to concentrate on being depressed at a break up when you’re shoveling cheese popcorn into  [more...]

December 13, 2004
Right = Wrong

On the run

Two articles from this morning’s Post that I set aside to comment on — but I don’t have the time or energy. Read them yourself and formulate a rant. First, a column from William Raspberry that clearly  [more...]

December 13, 2004
General Annoyances

Worth every penny

For those of you who were wondering about my plans for last night… well, it seems that it’s impossible to get drunk from 3/4 bottle of cheap Sutter Home White Zinfandel. Evidently, one can’t even get a  [more...]

December 12, 2004