Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Right = Wrong

Good news for those into bestiality

So, you say you don’t see any discrimination against gay people? Oh, boy… are you in for a laugh. The Human Rights Campaign today condemned Home Depot, Sprint, Ecolab and Waste Management — all Fortune  [more...]

September 2, 2004

On the Board

Right = Wrong

That explains a few things

And we thought it was Karl Rove that was the power behind the throne: “He has a wonderful dog, Barney, that likes to visit the Oval Office a lot. And he contributes to the president’s ability to meet his  [more...]

September 2, 2004
Right = Wrong

TPing the place

I swear, I am about to go freakin’ ballistic with all the Republican hypocrisy and name calling. And the Democratic ones, too… well, Zell Miller at least, who had the Talking Points well in hand last night:  [more...]

September 2, 2004
The War with the Customer

Opt out

First it was our fax machines, then our e-mail. Now, spam has arrived on television. It began with those annoying long-form commercials for weight machines, then just as in our e-mail inboxes, we have become inundated  [more...]

September 1, 2004
Right = Wrong

Red hair? You’re under arrest

Being gay is a crime in many places, including Afghanistan — which is supposed to be free, remember? An American adviser to the Afghan government has been arrested in the capital for allegedly having sex with an  [more...]

September 1, 2004
The War with the Customer

The definition of “average”

I just saw a commercial promoting a marketing team up of possibly the two least innovative and average-quality companies in America: Dell and Ford. They have a deal where you can get a Dell computer when you buy a Ford  [more...]

September 1, 2004