Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Right = Wrong

Love thy neighbor

That’s one of the tenets of a good, god-loving Christian, right? How about this: If you ask politely, Darla Kaye Wynne will acknowledge that she is indeed a Wiccan, which is to say, a Witch — but a Witch in  [more...]

August 14, 2004

On the Board

Fun Stuff

Proudly serving you since 1966

As of 8:40 this morning, I’ll be an old(er) guy. For all you oh-so-young and naive readers, let me clue you in on life eons ago. We had no e-mail, no internet, no fax machines. We had these weird copiers that  [more...]

August 14, 2004
The War with the Customer

Duh… is that real water?

How stupid am I that I need some NBC sports guy to explain the symbolism of the Olympic opening ceremony to me? Shut the hell up, idiots. We’re not all morons. Sample idiocy from the anchors on the NBC HD  [more...]

August 13, 2004
General Annoyances

How to marry a millionaire

I’m not really thrilled with the governor of New Jersey. The idea that he had an affair (regardless of the sex of his partner) is not material to his job as governor, really. But the fact that he gave this person  [more...]

August 13, 2004
General Annoyances

9 minutes, 30 seconds too long

Okay. I know that “Earthquake” was an inexcusably cheesy movie, even by 1974 standards. I know you have to suspend your disbelief, especially when watching people stand there like idiots waiting for debris  [more...]

August 13, 2004
Right = Wrong

Trickle down

Everyday I find a chuckle at the George W. Bush: Evangelist blog. Today: Bush says friends tell him economy is booming President George W. Bush said today all his friends are doing better economically than they were  [more...]

August 13, 2004