Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Right = Wrong

You’ll get plenty of time when you’re dead

The broadcast networks, who interrupted our entire day to broadcast every ever-lovin’ moment of the funeral of Ronald Reagan, are now saying that they don’t have the time to broadcast Ron Reagan’s [more...]

July 20, 2004

On the Board

Fun Stuff

Nobody wants to go to the moon anymore

I don’t know a soul who wants to visit the moon…
except me. There seems to be little reason to stay on this planet recently.
Happy anniversary, Apollo!

July 20, 2004

General Annoyances

It was just a typo

I think that I made this comment already somewhere on this blog, as did plenty of other bloggers — Iran is the next target of the Bush doctrine, now that he’s gotten to run roughshod over Iraq. Now the [more...]

July 20, 2004

Right = Wrong

Poor Woody

This Land, featuring George Bush and John Kerry.

July 19, 2004

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

You’ve got 72 days to get off the planet

July 19, 2004

Cacophony

Explaining Dubya

Is this George the senior trying to explain George the younger?

July 19, 2004

Cacophony

Hi, I’m Madonna

That Madge is a class act.

July 19, 2004