Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

On the Board

Bangers and Jambalaya

I was reading a ridiculous “News of the World” article about Jason Alexander’s sex life with Britney Spears (during their glorious family-friendly 55-hour marriage). Then I came across the best  [more...]

Nose Hair

In honor of my upcoming 38th birthday, here’s a message from Victor Kiam.