Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Right = Wrong

It all makes sense

Our “special friend” Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has this to say about recent terrorist attacks: Crown Prince Abdullah — remember, he’s the enlightened one in the family, the one the  [more...]

June 18, 2004

On the Board

Right = Wrong

Just a few questions.

By now, we’ve all heard the story of how Dick Cheney issued the order to shoot down hijacked jets on September 11. A harrowing thing to have to do, but given the circumstances, probably the only course of action  [more...]

June 18, 2004
The War with the Customer

Dude, you’re getting a storm

On WJLA-DT’s digital television channel, they broadcast a live feed from their weather radar (on the secondary channel). Whenever there’s weather, I tune in to watch. Now that the thunderstorms are  [more...]

June 17, 2004
Right = Wrong

Can’t let it go

It was the only excuse for war he came up with that stuck: the idea that somehow Saddam Hussein was implicated in September 11. it’s been debunked many times by many people, and now, significantly, but the  [more...]

June 17, 2004
The War with the Customer

They must not sell this in England

Have things gotten so bad for Fergie? I mean, she still lives in a palace with Andrew and all that, right? She’s still the mother of princesses, correct? Then why is she shilling for the Flex Abdominal Trainer  [more...]

June 17, 2004
Fun Stuff

Office Zen

I got a little gift in today’s Fed Ex from my pal Sara — the note attached said that she wanted to get me in an Austin state of mind for a future move, and they have lots of zen there. I set up the little  [more...]

June 17, 2004