Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Paranoia reigns in Hollywood

They keep churning out utter crap, and they’re terrified that people will pirate it… even though they’re making more profits now than ever before in their history. Here’s the latest way  [more...]

On the Board

He’s changing the tone

More Stories of the Obvious™ from the Washington Post: scholars are saying that the Bush campaign is lying. Who’d have guessed? Good thing they’re out there keeping us up to date. Scholars and political  [more...]

Yeah, and?

I’m so weary of all these Bush/Cheney stories which, to me, are so obvious. Of course, that doesn’t mean I want the media to publish them, but it’s all so anti-climactic when they do finally tell us  [more...]

Bits and pieces

I was not all that shocked to learn that President Bush keeps Saddam Hussein’s pistol mounted in his private study at the White House. I’m sure he’d much rather show off Hussein himself, stuffed and  [more...]

What do you get when you cross…

Today’s Style Invitational asked for hybrid animals: Emu x quail = email: a fast-flying bird that propagates rapidly, is monitored obsessively by humans, and often carries a virus. (Allan Moore, Washington)  [more...]