Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Story of a spoiled brat

Holy crap — here’s a story of a real idiot who shows exactly how intelligent some of those die-hard PC apologists can be. This brain trust got a dual processor Power Mac G5 for Christmas, and proceeded to  [more...]

On the Board

Side effects include paranoia

As a Mac user, I’m again immune from the latest virus being zapped around the world. But I’m not immune to one side effect: there are obviously some PC users out there who have my e-mail address in their  [more...]

I’ll admit it… size matters

When I got into my office today, I was surprised to find a big ol’ package waiting for me: my new 20″ Mac display! I got home and hooked it up, and discovered nirvana. Suddenly, I can see two pages of a  [more...]

Clearly a good job

You know, all those people who were complaining about plows not getting to their streets should just take another look. Today I ventured out to my office, and discovered every road treated and plowed — even Beach  [more...]

Snow job

I am so very tired of local news having apoplectic fits over snow, and even more tired of their harping on road crews for not instantaneously clearing each and every dinky little side street. Reporters are always out  [more...]

Radical, dude

I just saw a commercial that claims that the drying and browning of a cut apple is caused by free radicals. Then they tell us that fruit contains anti-oxidants, which can help prevent free radical damage. If fruit  [more...]