Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

It’s Dock Cleaning Day

My habit of sticking interesting websites into my Mac’s dock often results in dozens of icons, each making the dock smaller and smaller until it becomes a tiny strip of little blurry smudges at the bottom of my  [more...]

On the Board

Shock and Awe II

Adam Felber clues us in on the GOP strategy to keep the White House: September 2, 2004 – We’re in New York, nominating our President. What? He’s right near Ground Zero just before the anniversary of  [more...]

How to destroy the American family

morons.org offers a theory on Sen. Santorum’s great fear: that the American family could be destroyed by the insidious forces of evil unleashed by private, consensual gay sex: One day, Stuart and Warren move in  [more...]

Alan likes ‘em big

From Lloyd Grove’s column in the Post: We initially refused to believe an alert ABC News fan who told us that the closed captions for the 6:30 p.m. Tuesday feed of Peter Jennings’s “World News  [more...]