Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

8 tvs in this Black Angus dining room, with blaring speakers. Tell me again why going out is better than at home in front of the tv?

July 14, 2012

On the Board

Right = Wrong

How a Brutal Strain of American Aristocrats Have Come to Rule America

The rich are different now because the elites who spent four centuries sucking the South dry and turning it into an economic and political backwater have now vanquished the more forward-thinking, democratic Northern [more...]

July 14, 2012

General Annoyances

New study says American families are overwhelmed by clutter, rarely eat together, and are generally.

I have always felt smug that I could park my car in my garage… but for the last six months, I’ve left it in the driveway cos the lawn mower is in the way. It’s in the way cos there are a bunch of empty [more...]

July 14, 2012

Fun Stuff

Sex in the Olympic Village

Hey, there are thousands of really fit, really good looking young people locked into a small space for a couple weeks. DUH.

July 13, 2012

General Annoyances

CNN reporter tells Bill Nye that he doesn’t understand climate change

July 13, 2012

Right = Wrong

Cheneys Host Fund-Raiser for Romney in Wyoming

When Mr. Romney arrived at the reception, he greeted Mr. Cheney with a handshake and Mr. Cheney’s wife, Lynne, with a kiss, but reporters who were within view were promptly escorted out by the campaign. (Typically, the [more...]

July 13, 2012

General Annoyances

Lawmakers furious over China-made Olympic uniform

Dear Speaker Boehner and Senator Reid: I know this is an election year, and nothing stirs people up more than a little jingoism, but aren’t there more pressing problems in this country that you should be dealing [more...]

July 13, 2012