Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Gingrich Quits Race to Join Secret Service

April 15, 2012

On the Board

General Annoyances

London’s dystopian Olympics: criminal sanctions for violating the exclusivity of sponsors’ brands

As London ramps up for the 2012 Olympics, a dystopian regime of policing and censorship on behalf of the games’ sponsors is coming online. A special squad of “brand police” will have the power to force [more...]

April 14, 2012

RT @TheDailyEdge: REPORT: Boob Fondling and Penile Stimulation Up 1,265% in Tennessee Since Teenagers Were Warned Not to Hold Hands

April 14, 2012

General Annoyances

Priests’s gay image computer is robbed from parochial house

Remember that article I posted a little while ago about a priest who was giving a PowerPoint presentation when SUDDENLY Satan intervened and displayed some gay porn images, and the priest didn’t know where in the [more...]

April 13, 2012

Fun Stuff

AT&T Archives : Yellow Pages by Computer Graphics

April 13, 2012

General Annoyances

Indian skeptic charged with “blasphemy” for revealing secret behind “miracle” of weeping cross

Sanal Edamaruku, an Indian skeptic, went to Mumbai and revealed that a “miraculous” weeping cross was really just a bit of statuary located near a leaky drain whose liquid reached it by way of capillary [more...]

April 13, 2012

Fun Stuff

Texts From Dog

My new Friday time waster. Give it a try. You’ll be glad you did.

April 13, 2012