Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.
On the Board
Condo at the End of the World
I knew that the survivalists and such would be back in force after the 2008 election.
RT @BorowitzReport: I felt safer when Santorum was in the race because he was being monitored.
RT @BorowitzReport: I felt safer when Santorum was in the race because he was being monitored.