Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Dear Future Lottery Winner: you’re welcome for the dollar. Love, Gene

March 30, 2012

On the Board

Dear Safeway: I know I need to lose weight, but not packing my tortilla chips in my bag is a little passive aggressive, ok?

March 30, 2012

The War with the Customer

I downloaded the Autodesk Maya 3D software package today, directly from Autodesk, and was dismayed to see this error when trying to install. For those of you not in the know: the software goes so far as to have [more...]

March 30, 2012

Fun Stuff

If I had a time machine, I’d be an amazing artist

My talent in art generally lies in seeing something cool and then wishing I had done it. Like this installation by Gabriel Barcia-Colombo, using projections on glass.

March 29, 2012

Just As I Saw

Rick Santorum Stops Boy from Bowling with Unmanly Pink Ball

March 29, 2012

RT @amaeryllis: Healthcare, I’m happy for you, and imma let you finish, BUT LIGHTBULB REGULATIONS ARE THE GREATEST ASSAULT ON OUR FREEDOM

March 28, 2012

RT @Wolfrum: On the next Sean Hannity Show “Why can’t the vile, baby-eating commies on the left be nicer to the American Hero Republicans?”

March 28, 2012