Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

@BorowitzReport: “Everyone watching the SuperBowl is gay.” — Marketing genius behind David Beckham ad

RT @BorowitzReport: “Everyone watching the SuperBowl is gay.” — Marketing genius behind David Beckham ad

February 5, 2012

On the Board

@BorowitzReport: BREAKING: NFL Sets Next Year’s Halftime Show Starring Dame Judi Dench

RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: NFL Sets Next Year’s Halftime Show Starring Dame Judi Dench #SuperBowl

February 5, 2012

@LOLGOP: Pretending that women want to have abortions is one of the cruelest things Republicans casually do all of the time.

RT @LOLGOP: Pretending that women want to have abortions is one of the cruelest things Republicans casually do all of the time.

February 4, 2012

1962: America leads world in cars & planes 2012: America leads world in imaginary sheep & shitty vampire movies (via @BorowitzReport)

February 4, 2012

Woman at caucus raises her hand. “Am I allowed to say something negative about Gingrich?” Facilitator: “Yes.” Woman: “He’s a slimeball.”

February 4, 2012

Right = Wrong

Ari Fleischer Secretly Helped Guide Komen Strategy On Planned Parenthood

Cripes. Doesn’t this all make you wonder what other organizations are being taken over by the Right?

February 3, 2012

RT @LOLGOP: Orrin Hatch criticizes the President for walking on water. “He clearly doesn’t know how to swim.” #oldjoke

February 3, 2012