The email, sent at 11:13am, says “water for the entire building will be shut off between 11am and 2pm.” #bladdercontrolchallenge

Ok, ok I’m up and ready to take the car in for its 30,000 mile service at 24,000 miles. Damned dashboard service messages. They suck.

This eye strain from the new glasses makes me want to use a vacuum cleaner hose to suck my eyeballs out.

Please tell me that the sadist who created PowerPoint and its un-Maclike, dog of a Mac version was lined up against a wall and shot.