Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Oh, this modern age where a CE…

Oh, this modern age where a CEO with a mobile phone outside Istanbul can call or text me instantly in California. Left to you: good or bad?

July 22, 2009

On the Board

That’s it. Every time I Tweet,…

That’s it. Every time I Tweet, I’m spammed incessantly. So, no more. My account is going private. Sorry, non-followers. See ya.

July 21, 2009

Dear CHP: You know that woman …

Dear CHP: You know that woman alone in the car pool lane doing 40? The one who’s looking down in her lap as she dials her cell phone? WTF?

July 21, 2009

If we were watching a man walk…

If we were watching a man walk on the moon live on CNN today, it wouldn’t be any less amazing then 40 years ago. Wow.

July 20, 2009