Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

It was so hot in the house yes…

It was so hot in the house yesterday that the shampoo bottles in my bathroom exploded.

July 15, 2009

On the Board

Standing in the backyard nude …

Standing in the backyard nude was a good way to cool off. I hope Google blurs me.

July 14, 2009

There is no cool side on my pi…

There is no cool side on my pillows.

July 14, 2009

Dear Fedex: your suckage conti…

Dear Fedex: your suckage continues exponentially. Closing at 4?!?! Giving me wrong addresses!?!?!

July 14, 2009

drove to the main post office …

July 14, 2009

is lucid enough to check Wikip…

is lucid enough to check Wikipedia. Yup, there it is: stage 2 of grief. Wherein you make someone else’s passing all about YOU, YOU, YOU.

July 13, 2009

is no longer interested in cry…

is no longer interested in crying. Now I want to beat the crap out of something or break glass or throw something at a wall.

July 13, 2009