Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Oh, and USPS? Only open til 5 …

Oh, and USPS? Only open til 5 for across town pickup? You deliver fail.

July 13, 2009

On the Board

Oh, and keeping the package at…

Oh, and keeping the package at a far away FedEx across town instead of the big one right by my house? DOUBLE FAIL. No, TRIPLE FAIL.

July 13, 2009

Dear FedEx: Keep trying to del…

Dear FedEx: Keep trying to deliver during the day when I can’t sign? Fail. Won’t open the pickup office during the evening? YOU SUCK.

July 13, 2009

The War with the Customer

You’ve gotta be kidding

I don't know who is in charge of classifying stories at the San Jose Mercury News, but they're in need of a little common sense and sensitivity.

July 13, 2009

can’t decide: be my usual stoi…

July 13, 2009

Goodbye, Marcia… Thanks for …

Goodbye, Marcia… Thanks for the laughs.

July 13, 2009

Watching as a scavenger takes …

Watching as a scavenger takes bottles & cans out of my recycle bin. Why does this feel like a violation? I mean, I’m throwing them out.

July 13, 2009