Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

On the Board

is being dragooned into a part…

is being dragooned into a party in Hollister. Wearing plaid shorts with my dead fish white legs I look like a tv sitcom dad at a barbecue.