Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Dear CHPs: Hey, remember the n…

Dear CHPs: Hey, remember the no-yakking-on-cell-phones-when-driving law? Whatever happened to that? Seems to be MORE people doing it now.

April 30, 2009

On the Board

Can we please stop giving Miss…

Can we please stop giving Miss California our attention? Does she think that the title is official in some way and that she has power?

April 30, 2009

WHO: "Continue with your …

WHO: “Continue with your business but try to pay special attention to personal hygiene.” Well, that’s probably good advice anytime.

April 29, 2009

I was so busy yakking earlier …

I was so busy yakking earlier that I didn’t notice I’d Tweeted 3,000 times. Ah, well. This is Tweet #3004, if you want to celebrate.

April 29, 2009