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Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

The CDC advises emergency care…

The CDC advises emergency care immediately for these symptoms: “Being extremely irritable.” Watch out Kaiser, here I come!

April 29, 2009

On the Board

Perspective: Of the 304,059,72…

Perspective: Of the 304,059,724 people in the US, 91 have flu, in 1/5 of the states. There are 109,955,400 in Mexico. 150 have died.

April 29, 2009

More than 250 Koi dead at SJ J…

More than 250 Koi dead at SJ Japanese Garden from a virus since Apr 11. That’s more than the flu deaths. Where’s the panic and terror?

April 29, 2009

They’ve closed a high school h…

They’ve closed a high school here for a week because 1 student had “probable” flu. WTF is going on? PANIC! CLOSE THE OFFICE! oh, wait. hmm.

April 29, 2009

Why does the media say "2…

Why does the media say “23 month old child” instead of 1 year or 2 year old? When anyone asks, I’m gonna say I am 512 months old.

April 29, 2009