Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Now Bigfoot is following me, w…

Now Bigfoot is following me, which creates a difficult dilemma: is he classified as fictional, or actual? ME CONFUSED WHAT REAL?

April 28, 2009

On the Board

After so many Republicans jump…

After so many Republicans jumped ship in the last election, Specter’s switch seems sort of anti-climactic. GOP is now dregs and crazies.

April 28, 2009

I don’t believe Apple-Verizon …

I don’t believe Apple-Verizon rumors. Cos if Verizon’s CEO actually told a reporter he’d been negotiating, Steve Jobs would explode.

April 28, 2009

I’m now being followed by the …

I’m now being followed by the Pushing Daisies characters, HR Pufnstuff, and Mother Abigail from “The Stand.” Fictional creatures love me.

April 28, 2009

Is it just me, or is IBM’s Jeo…

Is it just me, or is IBM’s Jeopardy!-playing Watson computer the decades-late personification of Emirac from “Desk Set?”

April 27, 2009