Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

MercNews headline: "Los G…

MercNews headline: “Los Gatos man wins Pontiac on lottery TV show.” And not a hint of irony in the story.

On the Board

Car makers planning electric c…

Car makers planning electric cars. No word when they’ll actually produce them. Hey, remember when they were planning fuel cell cars? Yeah.

Now getting emails from the co…

Now getting emails from the county board supervisor about swine flu. What is this, The Stand? Where’s my duct tape? Shelter in place!