Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Hilarity: despite the big yell…

Hilarity: despite the big yellow line and warning signs, watched someone wheel a Target cart out of bounds & trip as wheels locked. LOL!

April 26, 2009

On the Board

I look at the 350-pound woman …

I look at the 350-pound woman with the broad tattoo across her second chin and the horizontal bar through her lip piercings, & I must tweet.

April 26, 2009

Here’s the Saturday night plan…

Here’s the Saturday night plans of a single gay nerd in Silicon Valley: a pomegranate martini and “Nine to Five” via Netflix. Good times.

April 25, 2009

You know my plan to clean the …

You know my plan to clean the kitchen floor with a scrubber sponge on my hands & knees? Yeah, turns out the kitchen’s bigger than I thought.

April 25, 2009