Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Do I just have a dirty mind, o…

Do I just have a dirty mind, or does this Netflix ad saying “Out Now and Coming Soon” sound like a gay coming-of-age porno?

On the Board

I moved to sunny, stable Silic…

I moved to sunny, stable Silicon Valley to get away from the migraine-inducing weather changes in DC. Guess what? Fail. Can has Imitrex?

The turkeys are out today. No …

The turkeys are out today. No really, the kind with beaks and feathers. They’re like a gang roaming our office park, snapping their fingers.

notes there was a 3.1 quake ad…

notes there was a 3.1 quake adjacent to the San Andreas west of Gilroy this afternoon… that fault has been VERY quiet. Watch out.

DUH. After I spent nonrefundab…

DUH. After I spent nonrefundable $$$$ on airfare, hotel & rental car for a trip back to DC, I realized I could have used Amex points.