Pushing Daisies… final three episodes… on UK television tonight. Not fair. Of course, the internet makes distance irrelevant now…

is home! Doesn’t have to work tonight! Is gonna make pineapple martinis in honor of the Enchanted Tiki Room theme going through his head!

One hour from now, when I feel fat, greasy and disgusting, remind me that this donut tasted freakin’ fantastic.

is pacing the floor like an addict in withdrawal. I want jelly beans… pizza… vodka… pie… chocolate… tortilla chips… steak tacos.