Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

New car has weird electrical p…

New car has weird electrical problems, no time to get it fixed. Furnace stopped working again last nite, no time to get it fixed. Happy Day.

On the Board

Maybe I’m just cranky, but I h…

Maybe I’m just cranky, but I hate it when people assume that their time is more valuable than mine and think I should just wait around.