Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Right = Wrong

Whatever, just make sure we get cheap shoes

We’ve grown so complacent of late with China, the source of all our cheap Wal-Mart crap and our pet food; we are so willing to look the other way when it means we can save a few bucks on DVD players and sell a few  [more...]

March 16, 2008

On the Board

Right = Wrong

A bunch of buts

Hey, remember back at the beginning of the month when I mentioned that bigots love “buts”? Well, that was a prescient entry, as always. In an exclusive interview with News9.com Kern (R-Oklahoma City) admits  [more...]

March 15, 2008
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

‘Cos I’m a wuss

As I opened the door and stepped out of the garage just now, my foot smashed something crunchy. I realized immediately that I had just stepped on a snail, and was horrified — not because snails are gross and  [more...]

March 15, 2008
The War with the Customer

Bugged

No, those network bugs and always-on promos aren’t too noticeable and don’t ever get in the way of watching a program. Of course not.

March 11, 2008
Fun Stuff

Fan Fic

My idea for a “Doctor Who” episode: The time is spring. People all over America are preparing for night’s sleep by turning their clocks forward by an hour in preparation for Daylight Savings Time. In  [more...]

March 11, 2008