Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

A Certain Age

With my birthday looming less than 24 hours away, I didn’t need this today: I became an old man who is too doddering to use a photocopier. I stood in front of the blasted newfangled machine, put the document on  [more...]

On the Board

Turd Blossom wilts

The (far too) slow dismantling of the Bush Cabal continues with the long-awaited departure of the hideous Karl Rove. Yet to be answered: why is he resigning? Will George Bush suddenly degenerate into even more of a  [more...]

It’s all about the length

Now that I’ve Twittered for a day, I realize where it fits into the life of a blogger: One Twitters when the thought or comment is too short to comprise a blog entry. One blogs when the thought or comment is too  [more...]