Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Victor Kiam was right

As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock. Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way  [more...]

On the Board

Parse the President, Part II

Instead of passing clean bills that fund our troops on the front lines, the House and Senate have spent this time debating bills that undercut the troops. but substituting the judgment of politicians in Washington for  [more...]

Daylight Smugness Time

I was right. NEW YORK (Reuters) – The early onset of Daylight Savings Time in the United States this year may have been for naught. The move to turn the clocks forward by an hour on March 11 rather than the usual  [more...]

But is William Daniels in the trunk?

If you've got a bunch of cash just burning a hole in your pocket -- along with a fond remembrance of the 1980s -- then have we got a deal for you! KITT, the flame-throwing, river-jumping, talking muscle car from the  [more...]