Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Time for a festival

Well, I’ll be damned. Here I’ve been thinking about planting a dogwood in my front yard to remind me of home, and all along I’ve had a reminder of DC right outside my kitchen door: a Japanese Cherry  [more...]

On the Board

I’m no chef

Listen. I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t even put his Pop-Tarts into the toaster. That’s just one step too many for me. So when I get a Lean Cuisine that requires microwaving for a certain amount of  [more...]

In Development: The Past

As The West Wing and Will & Grace begin the final march to a finale, there is darned little left on television that I watch. Lost and Medium are still about, and as always, the networks are scrambling to copy the  [more...]

eDiscord

Some guy here is suing eHarmony because they won’t match him up for a date due to the fact that he is still legally married. Technically, Claassen says, he is legally separated. But that’s not good enough  [more...]