Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

On the Board

The San Easy

Wow — I guess I should be happy that I didn’t buy that loft smack dab in the middle of downtown: San Jose’s Mardi Gras celebration took a disturbing turn for the wild early Wednesday as scores of  [more...]

Our Leader

I’m just saying that the president looks really goofy and kind of moronic in this photo. That’s all.

Danged whippersnapers and their motoring

I’ve never had a driveway before, and I’ve discovered one irritating thing about it: people tend to use it to turn around in. There I am, sitting in the living room, and a car pulls up into my driveway  [more...]

Apple Sherlock

All this Apple drama is getting to be too much. How did Steve Jobs manage to create such insanity around that company? Every move is scrutinized, predicted, and rumored to death. Last night Jann woke me up calling to  [more...]

A Winning Strategery

I’m wondering — why isn’t there a member of the minority in Congress willing to stand up, every day, and ask: “Why hasn’t this administration captured Osama bin Laden?” I think  [more...]